This book has nothing to do with carbonated beverages. It also has nothing to do with fat people. Well, actually, the author is chubby. Join Petrit Husenaj on his adventures from humble beginnings in New York City to a stint Los Angeles and everywhere in between. You'll learn all about the money laundering business he ran at the tender age of 15, how he was basically a co-host of The Ricki Lake Show, and when he was mistaken for Saddam Hussein's son on a trip to the Middle East.